Make up a Rumor

Next year all police will be wearing purple fluffy uniforms.

 

i'm just not getting into it crummyrummy. anyway i feel kinda sexy though, sexual disfunction. hmmm interesting, i surrender! redie* is getting on into the reaaal life, ok my fault its a rumor thread, i'm done

 

a freight train is going to haul 5 tones of hemp to my place tomorrow at noon.

 

Someone is going to blow up my school right now.

 

puddin will be blamed for the school burning and be jailed for 4 years.

 

I wanna be a doctor so I can administer enemas and smack the butt of sexy nurses and get cocaine without any hassles.

 

redie* will never get me, she chooses to take things too literally.

 

Crummy not longer has a penis.. fell off as he played with it to much..

 

Tomarrow will be canceled due to bad weather and flying rabbits.

 

I will Conquer the World by AD 2050

 

several species of small furry animals with gather together in a cave and groove with a pict.

 

the queen is having her first tattoo tomorrow morning..

 

Princess Di is not dead, she is poker buddies with elvis and jim morrison, and they need a fourth. I think Tommy Lee is gonna fake his death and join em.....

 

David Bowie will be doing a duet with Jennifer Lopez this month.

 

They are going to ban the use of the word shazbot from all classroom discussion in the American State of Florida.

 

Next saturday the Sydney Harbour bridge will be closed to all traffic, as there will a Gothic lesbian dance held on the bridge, tickets will be $2 ...

 

Skip is going to make this a pay site and start hosting hard core group sex and anal vegetable penetration porn

 

the world is going to run out of beer on the 7th of July..

 

several people will bump into you today. one of them will steal your wallet.

 

Some one named Cindy Snart will buy you lunch today.