Make Mine A Karma Koffee - Phoenix Karma

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Do you have any odd routines or habits you have to follow each day?

 

If you had an Ark and only had a couple of spaces left, would you pick the sheep or the cows?

 

Cow. I love burgers, milk and cheese. To think of a future world where these things no longer existed would be truly dystopian....

 

I eat, and more often than not that food turns into poo, which I pass into the flush toilet. Now if that's not an odd daily routine, I don't know what is....

 

But you can get all of those things from Sheep too

 

Sheep's milk? Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Or should I saw, ewe!

 

...and women:H

 

Innit....

 

I'm bored, ask me a question someone....

 

what's your favorite colour? (yes i know lame question)

 

Would you rather be a moose or a dear?

 

Deer. I don't like the idea of being chocolate flavoured and full of holes....

 

If you could assassinate any current world leader, which would it be and why?

 

That wouldn't be wise to say online. The only one I'd definitely rule out is Hugo Chavez, by far my favourite world leader at the moment....

 

Dear Karma, I'm happy, I got a Glastonbury ticket, yay!

 

Yay, lucky you.

What's the number one thing you try to get out of life?

 

Fulfillment. I like to look back on a year, or a month or a day and say, yeah, I really achieved something. I like to set myself long-term goals, to live a life that's more than simply pure enjoyment. Making a difference....

 

Is your life what you want it to be?

 

Yes, I'm on course and I have very few regrets. I can't complain at all. Life's dealt me a good hand, I've been lucky....

 

Do you believe in luck? Or is life what you make it?