Make Mine A Karma Koffee - Phoenix Karma

Actually yes I do. If I know I'm going to get soaked anyway and there's not a damned thing I can do about it, I might as well lift my arms to the sky and enjoy it, inshallah!

 

I highly doubt I would sell one of my friends, but if I had to, I'm sticking with cold, hard, utilitarian rationality. Pick which one's least likely to do anything useful with their life and find a new use for them. At least that way it's fair and I can't be accused of favouritism....

 

Good answer.

I'll ask something sensible. You didn't answer, Peggy or Pat?

 

Ewwwww! I plead the fifth! No man should have to answer that question....

 

You want them both don't you?

 

My secret's out!

 

Right ok, if you could change three things in the world what would you change? and if you could do three things right now what would you do?

 

If post counts were like credits at an arcade, what would you buy??

-you can only buy crap and only with your own post count xD -

 

Right, I guess the question was just too difficult for you

 

[FONT=&quot]If I could change three things in the world, I would bring about world socialism, end all violence and end the destruction of the environment! A rather utopian vision, not all that original or feasible, but them's my ideals.

If I could do three things right now, they'd all involve you
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If I can only buy crap I guess I'd have to buy a whole lot of faeces....

 

you are a little bit amazing aren't you!

 

Maybe just a little bit

 

uke:

Sorry...

 

Oi, don't puke on my parade!

 

Nothing wrong with a little romance, I'm certainly not complaining!

 

You have a cat and camel and a monkey. What will you call them and why?

 

I've always fancied giving my pets communist names, Karl Barx the dog, Neigh Guevara the horse or maybe Stalin the stallion and Trottersky the pig. With that in mind, the cat's easy, Miaow Tse Tung! The camel I could stretch the theme I suppose. Castro the Camel! I quite like that! Failing that I'd call it Lights, Camel Lights. Now the monkey's easy, I'd train it to steal things, I'd get it to wear a fez and I'd call it Abu....

 

Hahaha you crazy man! Very impressive though, i'm proud! I think we should definitely have those names! Let's just hope we never have children....

 

Well I fully intend to be famous one day, so if we have kids they'll have to have ridiculous celebrity names. Only worse, they'll be literary as well!