Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

If his willy is blue then he must be a smurf...

 

is a muff diving smurph in a lot of genital pain ha! ha!

 

sings and dances to barney naked in the mirror.

 

Has a big asses scratch and sniff fetish.

 

Has that fetish and buys them from oxy.

 

His user-name 'willy blue' is actually in reference to a circulation problem caused by an ill-fitting bicycle seat.

 

pedals his bike with his hands

 

can ride a bike into the sky like in E.T

 

Never quite lived up to the nickname 'Tuffy'

 

has a pet gorilla called tuffy

 

plays footsies with herself under the table during dinner...

 

is one of the dinner footsie game brigade

 

calls lunch dinner, and dinner supper...

 

eats breakfast lunch dinner an supper all in one go

 

Only eats one meal a day ... and that's afternoon tea

 

does Thai chi with Chai tea

 

arrested twice last year for "blowing his own trumpet in a public place"

 

is actually at this very moment sitting next to a 4 foot tall stuffed tiger named 'Hobbs"

 

gets chased by a bigfoot everyday on the mountain

 

Yeah no kidding! Roamy drives this!


lol