Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

thinks newfoundland is called newfoundland cos someone is only after finding it

 

U pleasure urself with a quarter

 

pleasures itself with a souvenir statue of the eiffel tower...

 

bent the eiffel tower by crashing into it on his bike

 

Cain't sang a note, but is hell with a right hook.....;-D

 

Is actually just now going through puberty.

 

is searching for something in the hills

 

Doesn't use her front door - she like to leave the window slightly ajar and climb through it - I don't know why.

 

is goin' ta climb through my window

 

Is just saying that to make every one believe fairlight is going to climb through roamy's window but roamy is really going to climb through fairlights window.

 

tipped me off on which window he left open

 

Doesn't know how to open a window.

 

is an expert safe cracker

 

Makes Christmas crackers inexpertly

 

lives on crackers an chesse

 

Doesn't wear knickers unless there's an R in the month or a Y in the day

 

walks on water

 

Is hoping that they'll give him back the wrong one ... one with softer, more feminine curves, perhaps ...

 

Doesn't wear any underwear when skating

 

Only ever goes skating in order to be able to see up the girls' skirts when they fall over