Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

Doesn't know how to type.

 

is really a vampire who babysits so she can secretly suck blood from the children in her care. I've blown your cover!

 

is sitting under a tree somewhere

 

Is sitting up that tree dropping nuts on him

 

is catching them ta throw at passers by

 

Lent me her nut crackers

 

got her name "Beachball" because of her third nipple that resembles the air valve of a beachball

 

Thinks I'm gonna let him reinflate my beach ball for the summer ...

 

Tried 4 times to pass her driving test, unsuccessfully. On the fifth try, the examiners were so sick of seeing her, they passed her without a test.

( That did actually happen to my step mother... )

 

Heyyyyyy ... I'll have you know I passed first time!!!!!

Is on the waiting list for pioneering geo-gender reassignment surgery. He wants to become an Essex girl.

 

Geo-gender!? Lol, I like that...


^ Is one of the geo-gender trainers, specialising in teaching people all the mannerisms of an Essex girl...

 

Guess I asked for that one, didn't I?

Hasn't quite got the hang of the white stilettos yet ... but is enjoying wearing the mini skirts :mickey:

 

Is actually a highly paid courtesan,charging up to £3000 a night for her highly esteemed talents,having taken finishing classes at Madame Cocteau's,one of the premier ecoles of the Paris demi-mondes...

 

eats cheesecakes with no cheese in them

 

Makes banana splits with no banana in them

 

flys without wings

 

sings about flying

 

walks without moving

 

Moves without walking

 

laughs without laughing