Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

likes to pluck other peoples armpit hairs with his mouth

 

Sells her tears to Visine for research.

 

Only possesses three socks

 

Can put her socks on from either end.

 

Trims his toe nails with a can opener

 

Waits at the window, watching the toe nails that she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for?

 

Yesterday
All his debts they seemed so far away
Now there's bills he finds he has to pay
His money ran out last Thursday

 

sucks? or socks?

 

Is a dyslexic box of chocolates

 

Entices nubile elfs with a trail of strawberry chocolates leading to her well equiped dungeon

 

Does not need strawberry chocolates, goes willingly to said dungeon. Even brings his own handcuffs. Theyre Pink, with furry tassles on.

 

Lent Fairlight his furry pink tassled handcuffs

 

Said cuffs which Perilless stole from me...

 

Has a name which is so long that by the time you've written it all down you'll have fallen asleep

 

Plays a fish like a banjo!

 

Sits all day by the canal, casting his rod in the hope of catching a banjo

 

*decides to not use the Rod Joke*

Once held her breath until she turned chartreuse.

 

has tourettes


for the last 10 years he screams out "two turntables and a microphone" at every person who wears a hat

 

Secretly wisshes he was from Latvia.

 

Secretly wishes he wasn't from Latvia