Make another absurd accusation about the poster above you

SHEEEEEEEEEESH. So many threads so much confusion..............

Likes hot dogs made from stuff that wasn't up to the standards of SPAM

 

Never reads the title of a thread before posting on it

 

Wrote a failed CookBook, the opening recipe read........... Crumble up some moldy bread..........

 

Can't spell "mouldy"

 

eats spelling dictionarys for breakfast

 

Thinks I'm going to fall into her carefully-laid trap of having mis-spelled "dictionaries".

 

Is really a pedant..........

 

actually lives in Wisconsin but is too embarrassed to admit it

 

Can sing "The Star Spangled Banner" in 73 different languages ... but is really struggling with the English version

 

Spells moldy and color funny.

 

spells funy right

 

spells funy with colour

 

Only has two toes on her lert foot.

 

Has two lert feet.

(What's a lert?)

 

username comes from the rather unique full bum birthmark

 

walks a 100 miles a day

 

Doesn't know how convert miles to kilometers.

 

doesn't know how to convert roods into hectares

 

has 97 cats

 

Has counted them 53 times .... and 97 was the most frequent answer (it's what her count came to on 6 different occasions)