Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

Can't find his zipper in the dark...

 

used to leave a slice of pie for me out on the porch, now she only leaves bread N water.....

 

likes to be tied up and tickled

 

likes to be tied to the bed and licked for hours...:-0

 

likes to have all his body hair shaved off except his beard....I'll be over later to do it for you....

 

had her eyebrow hair permanently removed...cept for the unibrow middle part

 

only eats blue foods.

 

has bicycle, will travel...

 

still has his christmas tree up

 

is already finished xmas shopping for next year

 

never christmas shops, he's a re-gifter

 

has bails of hay in her house she uses for seats....

 

high on a hill is a double entendre

 

is leaking something red...

 

when he hikes with the pup he the one that pees on the trees

 

i pee on the trees and i dont have a dog....countrygirl doesnt own pots and pans...microwaves every thing even toast

 

sets traps for me when I hike with the pup....

 

for some reason keeps callin his lady ''the pup''

 

has flame red hair....

 

has one hair