Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

is in fine form tonight

 

has 24 top teeth and two lower ones

 

cant find an original sig pic

 

is dead, but not dead. Or alive.

 

is up way past their bedtime...

 

is a countryman

 

your real name is also Robert

 

Likes to play hop scotch in his spare time

 

never got picked playing spin the bottle

 

wears twirly pasties to do housework

 

believes that jesus is still somehow alive (and i'm not talking about the mexican who mows your neighbor's lawn)

 

uses the insulting religious card when there's no need to do so

 

has race envy

 

Dreams of flying to the moon with helium filled ballons

 

once worked a kissing booth at the county fair

 

every week since you were thirteen you have gained an inch to your waist line

 

soon when you turn thirteen you will gain an inch to your wackadoodle

 

Is the man that gets up early every morning to make the donuts

 

is a world disc golfing champion

 

has a habit of arranging passed out drunk people for photo ops