Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

is a plump chick who is currently wearing see through white pants and a skidmarked thong

 

gets turned on by the sight of reindeer

 

is totally avoiding the new threads I started because she hates posting under me

 

eats cheese curds as a meal

 

has met everyone on Earth

 

Is planing a trip to upstate New York, to get some....sorry I guess I wasn't fast enough....

 

is really from the city

 

believes in pipe band magic

 

Can play the banjo using the power of the mind alone

 

has hairy teeth

 

Has toothy hair

 

has an extra little mouth complete with teeth hidden behind her left ear

 

I love driving to upstate New York to get some, except it's a little farther north, the GTA


Lives a Neo-Scandinavian lifestyle, with a toast furniture set, and a fresh cotton candy beard on your butler Nooni

 

chases cougars

 

Collects his neighbors worn out spandex. (who knows it may be worth some money in the future)

 

works at the zoo and brings home the dolphin food for his own supper

 

Everybody thinks your the average good looking guy, life of the party and really has his life together.. but really you can see peoples death's before they happen

 

has cheese curd thighs

 

and your thighs are hairier

 

size 15 mens shoes