Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

wear touques year round

 

always ask me to walk with her

 

doesnt actually smoke

 

^^Hey thats you!!!

 

actually sent me unsolicited perky boob pics

 

real name is Jane Doe

 

Had no real name and simply writes down some strange symbol, not unlike the artist formerly known as Prince.

 

never sleeps

 

Didn't flich when Brittany Spears hit him in the jaw with a tire iron.

 

Rushed to BBAD's defense and hit Britney Spears in the jaw with a tire iron.

 

is playing with dolls right now

 

got his foot jammed in a mole hill and had to dial the emergency services for assistance

 

Tried to book a holiday to Afghanistan and accidentally signed up to become the leader of a large division of the Taliban.

 

wants to be the mistress of Tony Blair

 

IS the mistress of both Tony Blair and Gordon Brown

 

is Elton Johns "special" bath nurse

 

loves my "peanut" butter

 

is becoming a hipforums addict

 

selling your irregular body for scientific investigation

 

eats anything with rennet