Make an insane accusation about the poster above you

has opted against having every dog he's owned cremated so he could bbq and eat them.

 

Has opted for having every dog he's ever owned cremated so he can snort the ashes.

 

eats ice cream when it's snowing

 

sold his soul for $1

 

lives in a 4 bedroom 5 bath house made entirely out of pixie sticks.

 

Knows that because he ate the entire house in one sitting and got so sugar high that the doctors weren't sure if he'd make it through the night.

 

wishes she could get served for alcohol

 

Wishes?

Is the world's biggest fan of Rick Astley.

 

cries when they reject her for cigarettes

 

Can't think of anything to make fun of me for apart from my age.

 

her teeth are so sensitive, she yelled as soon as that photo was taken

 

bathes in cottage cheese.

 

bathes in soy milk

 

adresses his pet dog 'sir'.

 

who says i don't?


covers one eye while riding his pet donkey and yells.. " AYE! I'M A PIRATE! GET OUT OF MY WAY YE SCURVY DOGS!"

 

Says shes a vegetarian but her boyfriend says she loves to "eat meat"

 

is really a leprachaun

 

Molests Catholic Priests

 

his belt size is the equator

 

freaks out everytime he hears police sirens