Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

eats a salad bar in the shower

 

pronounces mayonnaise... MAN-naise!

 

wants to come with me on the next baby seal hunt

 

enjoys making a grilled cheese with no bread

 

wears an entire suit made out of socks

 

has a ghetto stache......identical to the one his mom sports

 

^Can't believe it's not butter

 

constantly being attacked by birds.. even while sleeping

 

Here's voices in his hard...that tell him his stache is sexy...

 

paints nails everyday

 

belongs to Mensa

 

is really an under the covers cop.....

 

has a large pendulum clock collection

 

has a whole flock of birds in his beard.....

 

wrote the Bill of Rights

 

middlename is Roper

 

counts how many steps he takes each day

 

Once tried to commit suicide by wearing a deer costume in Alaskas grizzly country

 

Is really a woman....

 

has a wandering mind.....