Make an insane accusation about the poster above you...the sequel.

Holds the Guiness world record for most sardines consumed in an hour.

 

plays guitar with a cordless drill

 

Spends 5 to 7 hours a day folding paper airplanes and then testing their aerodynamics before flying them off the room of his 12 and a half story cardboard fort.

 

make card houses and then turns on the fan while singing "somewhere over the rainbow" all while clicking his heels and wearing ruby red shoes

 

Has ran 3 and a half marathons backwards and completely nude.

 

never yawned in his life......but farts every hour on the hour like clockwork

 

Can count to infinity. Backwards.

 

steals the neighbors bar b q's then resells them to different neighbors

 

has never bought anything that didn't have a scratch or dent in it

 

eats way too much garlic....

 

Once flew to California without a plane.

 

Stand on street corner with sigh that says will work for peanuts

 

Walks down the street with bags of peanuts and teases beggers.

 

Likes to dip his nuts in chocolate

 

Is a bit on the frisky side tonight

 

Nothing gets by him

 

Likes long haired country boys

 

Looks like his avatar

 

Likes short haired city boys

 

is fishing for fags