Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

slow poster hahaha

 

I'll get my coat.

 

You are posting on the forums from a parallel universe, which you were trapped in when your plane got lost in the Bermuda triangle during WW2.

 

types with his ass.

 

wants to join the marines just to see naked men

 

You were molested by the Village People at the YMCA.

 

Easygoing once lit a fart so big that Smokey the Bear was called in to explain the dangers of forest fires. As 30 brave firefighters swarmed around trying to create a deadzone to contain the blazes, Smokey and EG had the audacity to smoke a few while chatting over tea.
*Puff*
Smokey: "Only you can prevent--fuck man pass that J-- fire forest"
EG: "Did you just say fire forest? Like burnin' trees and shit?"
Smokey: "How the fuck did we get here?"
EG: "Burnin'... Trees..."

 

you're my mother

 

Hello Husband-Son?

 

likes to go winkle picking in the Thames Estuary

 

Can make a perfectly good case for the throwing of kittens off of hoover dam

 

Hides Behind Bushes In GLEN's Backyard So He Can Photograph Him Sunbaking Au Natural,

Then Make Lots Of Money By Selling Them On Teh Interwebs, Without Offering

GLEN So Much As One Dollar In Royalties...



Cheers Glen.

 

gets his dinner by going out hunting with his boomerang

 

Gets His Jollies By Placing Cardboard Cutouts Of Animals In The Bush, So GLEN *and his trusty boomerang*

Take Home A Pile Of Cardboard For Tonights Dinner....



Cheers Glen.


Footnote:- If You Are Really Hungry, Cardboard Can Be Quite Tasty With Enough Tomatoe Sauce...:2thumbsup:.

 

likes to swim in stolen jelly to build his muscle tone... strawberry is his favourite i believe...

 

Has a secret obsession with joseph stalin and all things sheepy. Longs to live in Wales.

 

talks to mushrooms... hold on, that isn't absurd at all!!! ok... your zip's undone you do that to impress the mushroom peeps... how absurd! (size DOESN'T matter)

 

Has afternoon tea with her stuffed animals...

 

i put it to you madam, that it was infact YOU who persuaded the tele-tubbies to go join in the riots last week in Londinium, and despite their pleas for help from you, you now deny all knowledge of even knowing of their existence... i'd ban you if we were in the right thread!

TELETUBBIES ARE INNOCENT!!!

 

Is the founding member of the teletubbies fan club