Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Makes Jell-o amphibian sculptures.

 

Keeps all his old broken shoe laces just in case they might come in useful one day.

They never have yet ...

 

claims to be English but is actually a Latvian double agent

 

eats noodles with a shovel

 

Really wanted to have the login name Ymaor. But can't type backwards, so had to give up on that one.

 

makes use of broken shoelaces, and is angry at people who keep them

 

has 25 favorite teddybears

 

Thinks the number 73 should be banned

 

Bought a box of Sponge Bob Band-Aids and put all of them on at once.

 

sings in the library

 

Has a massive collection of nail polish and uses three different colors on each of her 20 nails.

 

Occupied the local Mall

 

Saw someone when he was mall walking but it wasn't me. I haven't been to a mall in years.

 

Feeds lettuce to the lions at the zoo.

 

Has braids as long as Willie Nelson's.

 

Paints her dogs toenails with tractor paint.

 

Wears an admiral's hat reputed to have belonged to Lord Nelson (but it really belonged to George Bowyer)

 

Has chain mail lingerie.

 

Writes chain letters wearing lingerie

 

Blackened the crosswalk on Abbey Road.