Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Has never been seen before :mickey:

 

pulled out every other pube

 

Steals his granny's teeth to crack walnuts open .

 

workings of his brain controlled by goldfish

 

Once incited a riot in their own kitchen when they found the empty box of bran flakes had been put back in the cupboard.

 

collects cereal boxes

 

Has an autographed pair of tights which belonged to Michael Flatley.

 

was given an autographed pair of tights to keep bran flake incident quiet

 

In denial regarding a serious noodle complex...

 

Seduced one of the guards a Buckingham Palace.

 

needs me to rescue her from buckingham palace

 

Can jump rope using only her arms.

 

LIES!!!!!

 

Blindly follows anyone in front of him.

 

Owns and operates a neighborhood ice cream vending truck and plays Led Zeppelin tunes from the loud speaker as he slowly rolls through the streets.

 

Supplies drugs to the neighborhood ice cream vending truck owner, who plays Led Zeppelin tunes from the loud speaker as he slowly rolls through the streets.

 

Knocks down little children, fighting his way to the front of the line at the neighborhood ice cream truck.

 

Is merely visiting Earth as an observer.
[isn't impressed-the ice cream vans are too fast for her]

 

Goes mackerel fishing in a pedalo

 

is wondering if it's supposed to smell like that