Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

He said "I'd tell you what he did, but I'd have to kill you" to JFK, and look how that turn out. RUN EVERYBODY, RUN...

 

is working to end hate crimes against neo-nazis

 

Thinks tomato soup is better than mushroom soup...

 

Thinks mushroom soup is better than tomato soup...

 

Has visual evidence of the Cow jumping over the Moon.

 

Apologizes to the mushrooms in his soup before eating them

 

Makes tins of Tomato and Mushroom Soup fight it in Gladiatorial Games to see who the best.

 

Hides a gun on his beloved mushroom soup tin leaving the tomato soup defenseless

 

Tins?

You can get soup in tins??

Has no idea how to make a proper soup ...

 

is a soup snob

 

hahaha, laughing too hard.

Promotes anti-soup snobbery protests

 

1. Take one celeriac, roughtly chop it into 1cm cubes and put in a large saucepan

2. Add two pints of stock, bring to the boil, and then simmer for half an hour

3. Meanwhile, chop one onion and fry it in butter and oil until soft

4. Drain the celeriac, reserving the stock, and run the celeriac and onions through a mouli or food blender

5. Return the celeriac and onions to the pan, put it over a low heat, and gradually recombine the stock

6. Simmer gently for another 10 - 15 minutes

7. Season to taste

Good soups are easy, and so much tastier! It's not soup snobbery.


Laughed so hard he fell off his pogo stick

 

Has girly wrists-therefore is unable to open a tin!

 

Eats soup snobs.

 

Likes to share 'packet soup' with complete strangers on the web...

 

has webbed soup-packets.

 

Invented fog!

 

:devil: Is the God of Hellfire and he brought us fire...

...apparently.

 

Doesn't know how to read.

 

Doesn't know how to write...