Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Has never learned to drive, he gets around on a bicycle with training wheels on it...

 

Is the only person in the world who doesn't like Cheese & Onion flavoured crisps...

 

Is the only person in the world whose breath always smells as though he's recently eaten Cheese & Onion crisps.

 

^ doesn't remember that in America they call crisps chips...

 

Drinks cider from a Chamber Pot...

I did forget that fact LOL

 

Collects eyelashes in a jar so he can weave bondage gear for mice.

 

Is translating Mein Kampf into Esperanto

 

loves a good stiff pickle juice and whiskey after work

 

Puts the kink in kinky.

 

Believed it when someone told them the word gullible had been taken out of the dictionary.

 

Never appreciated the inherent irony of quoting, at every possible, the old saying "Fools make feasts and wise men eat them; wise men make jests and fools repeat them"!

 

Likes to steal young childrens beachballs and puncture them with a rusty nail. Does this while making soft pigeon like sounds and grinning strangely....

 

Can usually be found lying on his back under one of the Stonehenge trilithons, waving his legs in the air and shouting "feed me a pomegranate" in Welsh

 

We've all got to have a hobby..... :afro:


Steals large amounts of salt and ketchup sachets from restaurants, and hoards them at home.

 

Likes the occasional 'Cheese & Pickled Onion' sandwich...

 

Collects kittens paws!

 

Has a Gnome, called Eric, as a gardener.

 

recently published his first work: an illustrated guide to the roundabouts of Milton Keynes (in three volumes)

 

Enjoys driving round and round the roundabouts of Milton Keynes While blaring "I should be so lucky" out the car windows at ear-blistering volume.

 

Is a closet Cliff Richard fan, with a secret shrine dedicated to him in his cellar.