Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Tried to have sex with Etherea, but couldn't because isn't made of solid.

 

Wrong.

 

Can get there from here.

 

is Screaming Lord Sutch's secret love child

 

Once got so drunk he climbed into a whale and ended up in Zanzibar.

 

gave an amazing rimjob to chicharito

 

Drives a 5-wheeled car that talks and can fly.

 

makes sense

 

Has a mechanical penis which he calls Pumpkin that is battery operated and can fire marbles.

 

Only person on HF that has a pair of handcuffs in each room of his house and in his glove box in the car and another set on his bike!....;-D

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

 

You can walk on your hands in the pool

 

You like you rub your own semen on wooden furniture from the 19th century in the hopes that ghosts will sit in it.

 

you own the worlds largest collection of hacky sacks made from the pubic hair of dead celebrities.

 

Your heart pumps shit and your feet don't match.

 

You hold the Guinness world record for swallowing more Manatee semen than any other human on Earth.

 

You like to tickle mens testicals, with your tongue...

 

Used to be called ordinary. Then he became odon the ginger aspirator. After that who knows what happened to him. I think the anarchist, free thinking half cast **** is a dolly the sheep in disguise paki impersonator from the spartan hills of cornwall and devon.

 

You traveled back in time and convinced the Mayans to end their calender in 2012, just to fuck with everybody in this time.

 

Wrote the song 'Crossroads' as a love song to a prostitute, ended up selling the rights to Bone Thugs N Harmony to get out of a money laundering scam. Still hums the tune every so often with a tear in his eye.