Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Eats toe nails.

 

Likes to stalk Ronald McDonald in her spare time. :clown:

 

Eats nothing but mcdonalds.

 

Likes to dunk biscuits into her morning mug of gravy...

 

Picked up your neighbors house an threw it.

 

Caught the neighbours house that I threw, then threw it to the Moon, just for the heck of it...

:bigcry:

 

Blew his nose on the pope's raiment

 

Sneaks into peoples houses and randomly moves stuff.

 

He's the invisible man, he's the invisible man
Incredible how you can see right through him
He's the invisible man, he's the invisible man
It's criminal how he can see right through you...

 

Snowboards in cornfields.

 

Is a cyclops.

 

her feet look more like big thumbs

 

Is the proud owner of Michael Jackson's original nose.

 

Has a pair of pointe shoes stashed in the back of the closet which were originally worn by one of the munchkin ballerinas in The Wizard Of Oz.

 

rumor has it she went to her high school prom with her cousin

 

Is actually a woman.

 

Has a collection of stuffed monkeys hanging in a net over her bed.

 

Has a couple of twin sisters, both named "Areola"

 

Furiously dusts figurines which he glued in place because otherwise his herd of cats would keep knocking them over.

 

Thought that "deep south" was a sexual practice ... and so she moved there