Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Wears a bunny outfit to bed every night.

 

Has a collection of chinchilla ears.

 

Likes to stick sink plungers on his forehead and pretend he's a Dalek.

 

Had a secret crush on Pat Nixon when he was in High School.

 

[Who's Pat Nixon? never heard of him/her/it]


Made a fortune selling 6-fingered gloves in Alabama.

 

Is currently wearing a pink tutu and cowboy boots.

 

Plays the bagpipes in a heavy metal band.

 

Sings the barney song in the shower.

 

Fakes smiles.

 

Eats pickles everyday.

 

Sticks olive pits up her nose.

 

Runs from the boogey man every night.

 

Hides under her neighbors bed at night and makes cow noises.

 

Eats candles.

 

loves golden showers.

 

Has weird fetishes.

 

Smokes 9 packs of cigarettes a day.

 

Eats the filters.

 

sits in the water until your a prune.

 

Daydreams about nightmares.