Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    The only thing this person has left on their bucket list is to kill a leprechaun while riding a unicorn.
     
  2. lillallyloukins

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    keeps sardines wrapped in a damp cloth near his anus....
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Dyes hamsters to match what is going on in the middle east
     
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    thinks boc is the singular for box...
     
  5. Aerianne

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    Sits on the television and watches the couch.
     
  6. crummyrummy

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    Uses revolving credit to corner the market on medium size ball bearings
     
  7. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Once used a midget for a step stool while saving a pair of crack whores from bald eagles
     
  8. Aerianne

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    Once sewed through his finger.
     
  9. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    Does shots of Cuervo with Al Franken at Whitey's whenever Al's in town. Al always picks up the tab.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    is actually a thrash metal fan but has to pretend to like bluegrass as part of the witness protection plan
     
  11. Aerianne

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    You are planning a bridge jump and constructing a parachute out of used bread wrappers.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

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    the only thing you've ever occupied is two side-by-side airline seats
     
  13. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    who are you? How did you find me here! Who sent you?




    :)
     
  14. Aerianne

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    Fuck You, BBad.

    You kick children, dogs, and old people.
     
  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    She once made love in a grain silo...

    Only to wake up in a police station and find out that she had actually just passed out drunk and nude in a revolving door with stray dogs licking pizza sauce off her body.
     
  16. Moe420

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    Has the voice of a thousand singing angels.
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Likes sitting nude in a bathtub full of earthworms
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Straddles pillows in his sleep
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    occupied 3 seats
     
  20. Aerianne

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    Woke up drunk, in a dog costume, stuck in a revolving door, licking pizza sauce off of some woman.
     
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