Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Got up to stretch and fell over.

 

is a very very serious sort of ass...to the point of checking her references. not joking. :stunned:

 

Has a ventriloquist dummy that looks just like a mini Anna Nicole Smith, which she uses to flatter Asian businessmen at the airport on Sunday afternoons.

 

LoL.... rummy likes to watch dolphins kill people.

 

Has just accepted a scholarship to North Korean University of Glorious Leader, May his name ring in our hearts forever to study History of the 20th Century.

 

is an obsesive-cumpolsive bobble head bobbler.

 

Golfs at a 5th grade level.

 

can read as good as a blind man

 

Turned the teacher he lost his virginity to in because she wouldnt cup the balls.

 

Is the CEO of a company that sells industrial bag sealers.

 

Has killed a man with a rubber band and a paper clip.