Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Throws .. "Totally Over The Top"...Kung Fu Themed Dinner Parties.......But Forgets To Invite All His....."New Best Friends"...From Hip Forums.......



Yours...Left Holding An Empty Social Diary....


Glen..

(sniff)

 

a bush dwelling crack baby

 

Someone elses feet in his shoes

 

Still subscribes to the New Kids On The Block newsletter, and prays every night hoping for a reunion tour with album.

 

Makes an elegant chestnut soufflé.

 

Wears black leather boots at the beach

 

^ gets sexually aroused from eating corn nuts.

 

Crosses her eyes when the wind blows up her skirt from the North East.

 

Has no body karate going on.

 

Has a growth on his toe, that has sprouted hair and teeth!

 

Stares directly into the eyes of the animals at the zoo.

 

Likes to wear stockings and farts to see if his ankles swell!

 

^ is secretly in love with hello kitty merchandise.

 

Always wears liquid latex underwear to church.

 

Goes nuts on red cordial

 

Makes squishing noises with his mouth as he walks.

 

Just got a full upper back tattoo that was supposed to say BURRITO in black old english block lettering, but accidentally said the tattoo artist's daughter was hot, and instead recieved the word BITCHASS.

 

lol! Crummy is very tired of people confusing his body hair for a rag wool sweater.

 

IS STILL A VIRGIN.....



Yours...With The "Ultimate" Absurd Accusation...

Glen.

 

^ gets drunk off a shot of listerine.