Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Builds ice sculptures of giant sex organs.

 

never returned a book to the library

 

Is a genital ice sculpture photographer.

 

Rocked the house of representatives by publicly accusing 14 different senators of being her baby's daddy on "Maury"

 

Pees threatening messages in the snow on people's front lawns late at night.

 

robs people for tic tacs or gum

 

you enjoy giving people home made root canals, then use the surgical fluid and sell it as stem cells. But scientists know its not stem cells, so they mail em back, and you get pissed, but you keep sending it until they eventually take it, and instead of using it on stem cell research, they prank someone and tell them its V8 juice.

 

Sells his urine as a cure for baldness.

 

Markets cigarettes to preschoolers.

 

Owns a series of brothels throughout Europe that cater to women with large feet.

 

stole the baby Jesus from my churches Christmas display

 

has made a series of tunnels throughout her neighborhood so she can travel from trash can to trash can without being spotted.

 

Won't travel without his Mickey Rooney action figure.

 

Dreams of owning a world class racing turtle

 

Has fallen out of a tree in each and every state in USA, every province in Canada and every public garden in Great Brittain.

 

Has a tin can stuck to his forehead and is very sensitive about it.

 

Is a little self conscious when wearing her crotchless chaps to nightclubs!

 

Is just as self conscious when wearing PriceCheck's crotchless chaps to nightclubs.

 

Does not have a conscience about wearing crotchless chaps to nightclubs!

 

Has 11 nails driven into his penis to "increase sensativity".