Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has already finished his Christmas shopping for 2011.

 

Only listens to Boney M at Christmas time!

 

Has his finger in a pencil sharpener right now.

 

Visits synagogues and tries to persuade those in attendance to "turn their lives over to Jeebus"

 

stole my breast implants

 

Is attracted to blue light!

 

Bought two slightly used breast implants I "found".

 

Lives in the shadow of Milli Vanilli

 

uses correction fluid to whiten his teeth^

 

uses his avatar to show his true love in life.

 

Thinks "The Dream Team" is a group of scientists that analyse insomnia!

 

Stuffs expired supermarket coupons in the Salvation Army kettle.

 

Gives donations in your name to a non existent charity for x-mas instead of gifts.

 

Donates vials of mayo to sperm banks.

 

Makes himself a shampoo foam beard and giggles every single time he showers.

 

^ eats dead babies

 

Walked into a Starbucks and asked to have a triple shot esspresso thrown directly in her face.

 

Has never went to a Tim Hortons.

 

^ lives in coffee time

 

Defines necrophillia as the uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.