Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Formerly with communications giant ATT. Fired amid accusations of animal abuse.

 

likes to smell dirty goat nipples

 

Goat nips are actually very clean. It's the goats themselves who are dirty. You'll spend the remainder of the holidays brushing up on your animal husbandry.

 

Is the reason goat nipples are actually very clean.

 

Is Michael Jackson's best "friend with benefits".

 

Pays children to walk on his lawn so he can be seen yelling at them to stay off his lawn.

 

Once killed a man for taking the last cupcake.

 

If you sprinkle when you tinkle..
you're not neat, and don't clean the seat.

 

Runs with scissors cuz he thinks he'd look cool with an eye patch.

 

Has a copy of the Mona Lisa in his bedroom made completely from jelly beans.

 

Is actually very serious and only posts in this forum as part of his prescribed psychological therapy.

 

Lives with 7 dwarfs that mine diamonds.

 

has no opposable thumbs.

 

Wants to live with his mommy for ever and ever.

 

Is currently saving money to go on tour following Justin Timberlake.

 

Is currently engineering another public "wardrobe malfunction".

 

Is organizing a local chapter of Hell's Grannies.

 

Plays DnD religiously. With costumes and everything.

 

Believes that Kitten is the other white meat!

 

Finally understands that people really are the chicken of the sea.