Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is really an amish man using Solar power, which is apperently OK now.

 

IS an amish man who live pennsylvnia but noone knows why he has an computer

 

Has thirty computers running simultaneously in his room. ​

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Woke up this morning with a penis instead of a middle finger on his right hand, but with an elephant trunk instead of a penis in his crotch.

Stonedmonkiwana has a mouth on the back of her neck.

 

has a cat named dog

 

has a dog named cat​

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has a sex slave she forces to wear a giant turtle shell and live in her basement.

 

^^ Love it!!

Thinks that Elvis Presley still lives! ​

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Thinks Jamie Pressly is dead.

 

Answers the phone and says "Joe's Pizza, How Can I Help You?" ​

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Once Went To A "Dolly Parton" Concert ,And Described It As A "Cultural Experience".....



Glen.

 

Went to The Summer Redneck Games in Georgia and was mistaken for Dolly Parton ​

 

Her idea of foreplay is 30 minutes of begging

 

His idea of foreplay is, "Effie Brace Yourself" ​

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It's always been tough for her...

Kissed a frog once. Only once.

 

When he was younger he inhaled three cans of paint thinner in 15 minutes
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Has an IV that dispenses Jaegermeister to her 24/7.

 

Built a trebuchet and hurled large stones into the neighbors house ​

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Is the lead singer of a death metal band called "Poof"

 

Is Kenny Loggins' only groupie ​