Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Wears ballerina tutus and goes jogging

 

Thinks Cunnilingus is the act of being cunning.

 

Saves his shit in ziploc bags and sells them to tourists as novelties.

 

ha ha ha.....classic

Has a B.O. problem that kills various Flora and Fungi!

 

Seduces wild animals.

 

Sells "Triple Strength Viagra" To Pensioners In Nursing Homes.............Then Phones His Stock Broker Saying....Buy...Buy...Buy........Stocks In Any Company That Sells "Heart Resuscitation Equipment".!!!


Yours With A Heartbreaking Story...

Glen.

 

Has a unique mating call...."Do you smell that?"

 

drops butter on his foot so the dog can lick it.

 

Is eternally grateful to the inventor of Crotchless Chaps!

 

actually owns the only pair of chaps with both an ass and a crotch.

 

is one of those people who keeps putting money into a broken slot machine, hoping to win. ​

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Was recently seen fishing around in her underwear for a guitar pick she dropped.

 

spends his free time counting the stars ​

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Recently ran out of excuses for why she's fishing around in her underwear.

 

^^ :lol:

Still watches Mr Rogers Neighborhood ​

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What could possible be more wholesome and entertaining that Charlie Trolley in the Land of Makebelieve?

Has every Grateful Dead studio album, and most of Dick's Picks.

 

Yes what could be more wholesome .. I actually would watch Mr Rogers Neighborhood if I got the channel it came on, hehe.

Throws rocks at speeding cars ​

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waters the sidewalk during the winter so she can watch people slip and fall

 

Farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles before they reach the surface.

 

Secretly wants to be called "Archibald" ​