Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Owns a gummy bear car with gummy bear rims ​

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Marched in to Washington prostrating every 3 steps. Was arrested and is now incarcerated at Guantanamo Bay and no one has heard from her since, though periodically pictures of her (we think that's her) pop up on the internet wearing an orange jumpsuit and sporting wet hair.

 

poops his pants every day

 

Probably true if you count skidders...


Okay then. MOP switches hands as she masturbates, hoping to gain a stroke...

 

Has under arm deodorant that smells like Tacos

 

overcompensates for his shortcomings

 

Has a fantasy about seeing Gary Coleman standing in the nude and saying "Wot you talkin bout Willis"

 

:lol: that was just hilarious!!!

Secretly aspires to conquer his home state and be known as "Daddy Dearest" ​

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Has an aunbelievable crush on Doogie Howser.

 

That's totally true =D

Wants to be the first man to set foot on Venus.. but sadly he will never live to tell of his great ordeal *sobs* ​

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Has a cane with a mirror on the bottom.

 

Has A Bottom With Cane Marks On It, Which Can Only Be Seen By Looking In The Mirror !!


Cheers Glen.

 

Bathes in Bergandy wine

 

WRONG WRONG WRONG!! Only Drink Champagne.........Just So Happens I'm Partaking Of One At This Very Moment ........ Cheers And Bottoms Up... Glen.

 

I never mentioned what you drink.



Has a chariot made from a shopping cart pulled by Siberian Huskies and howler monkies.

 

Once Took A Basket Of "Hash Cookies" To The Pensioners Xmas Knees Up...........Their Standard Issue Incontinance Pads Just Couldn't Cope With All The Giggles And Laughter.............Lotsa Little Puddles.......Careful Where You Step!!.....Ewwww!!


Cheers Glen.

 

cannot pronounce any word with the letter f in it.

 

Slips most of the good material to Quentin Tarentino, usually written on a cocktail napkin.

 

Once Tried Out For A Place In The Local Football Teams Cheer Squad........Slipped While Performing a Move Requiring Him To Do The Splits While Holding A Pyramid Of Cheerleaders Above Him..........No Longer Sings Bass In The Local Choir........More Akin To Ultra High Soprano!!!


Cheers Glen.

 

Is one of those guys at the beach with the metal detector.