Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Shouts at people walking by in a spot-on Phyllis Diller impersonation voice every Wednesday afternoon.

 

Puts monopoly money in the Salvation Army collection pot.

 

^^ His feet smell like dead squirrels ^^

 

Plants pot seeds in her neighbors gardens.

 

crummyrummy did nothing to help when the black death swept across Europe!

 

Nightrose criticizes the clothing and fashion of babies in the mall.

 

Mitok sent that judge in California death threats for forcing Paris Hilton to serve jail time.

 

Sneaks into confessionals hoping the priest will proposition him.

 

Wears knee pads to church.

 

does a killer Al Bundy impression.

 

Went on tour with Hanson as a backup dancer

 

Worked herself into a frenzy over the Led Zeppelin reunion tour. Wait... maybe that's not so absurd.

 

Names all his pets and children "Gary"

 

Collects magazine articles about Brittany Spears.

 

Thibks the song "Pass the Dutchy" is about a Prostitute from Holland!

 

When in a casino, cannot stop betting on red.

 

secretly admires Major Tom.........

 

takes pleasure in viciously biting the ears off of chocolate bunnies

 

May have already won $10,000,000 from Publisher's Clearing House.

 

Wants to capture just one drop of all the ecstacy that swept that afternoon, to paint that love upon a white balloon.