Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Doesn't think monkeys are funny.

 

Thinks anal retentive is the act of putting minor things in the rectum!

 

Thinks polypeptide is a toothpaste.

 

hahaha..lol! Likes to wear womens undies on his head as a new improved swimming cap with ear holes.

 

Has a small tattoo of a racoon between his thumb and pointer finger on his left hand.

 

Under estimates the power of the Dark side!

 

Is always breaking the first two rules of fight club.

 

Goes to Bullfights on acid!

 

There is this little trail that starts just north of Lewis Lake, called Dogshead, and you go north about 5 miles. Eventually it doubles back, or you can continue mostly north on trail 8S1. You go about 300 feet further and you are at campground 3L6. At said campground, there is a firepit.
Rock Hard took a dump in that fire pit, lit a a fire, cooked some fish, fed them to his dog and finally pissed on the flames to extinguish the fire.

 

ha ha ha ha!
Is obsessed with the cast from "The Love Boat"

 

Goes around to the neighbors with a bucket and asks to borrow some lard.

 

Has an intolerance to underpants

 

Once slept in a clown car for 3 months.

 

Has an ongoing relationship with a crash test dummy!

 

Has pictures of Justin Timberlake and PeeWee Herman in his wallet.

 

Is thinking about the next time he visits the beach he will try putting the potato down the front of his budgie smugglers (Speedo's) instead of the back!

 

Has crush on Tina Arena

 

has been stealing my sunlight

 

got thrown off the nudist beach for "tenting" his towel.

 

Thinks shoelaces are a form of currency.