Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

believes basic cable should include all adult TV options.

 

Believes Caddy Shack is an Autobiography!

 

ate boy george's wig!!!

 

Once did public service with BG in NYC.

 

Hid in an alley for seven hours to get a real good picture of a bum taking a dump into a coffee can.

 

Snorted lines with Dubya.

 

Films leper torture porn for fun.

 

has a bedroom covered in hanson, backstreet boys and nsync posters with kiss marks on all the members faces and their CD's scattered over the floor.

 

Is currently training himself to stay up late in hopes of seeing the new year come in for the very first time.

 

sung "stain' alive" with the bee gees

 

Keeps a sybian in her closet.

 

Bites toenails

 

collects those toenails to make a shrine

 

Would rather hold someone elses gun!

 

Is "Rock Hard"

 

Sleeps on the floor with a bucket.

 

Won't undress unless the toilet seat is up!

 

Speaks fluent Portugese.

 

Thinks "Cream of some young guy" is a type of chinese soup

 

Imagines himself to be quite the 'Karate kid'