Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is planning a coming out party as the New and Improved Frito Bandito.

 

Has never done it in an elevator.

 

Has done it with an elevator

 

sleeps with an effigy of mary tyler moore

 

Wants to have wild sex with Libertine!

 

how'd you guess?! (I thought I was being low-key....)

wants to wear pink panties

 

Thinks the bra on the head look from "Wierd Science" is the keenest and wants to market it to the masses.

 

Has never actually seen Weird Science and is wearing pink panties right now.

 

Smoked opium with the Dalai Lama.

 

smoked crack with rick james

 

Is Richards Gere's official hampster handler.

 

Just got back from the proctologyst for having Richards Gere's official hampster extracted.

 

Pretends to be a proctologyst because he is a hampster lover.

 

Has a son who is half human half hamster and claims he doesn't know how it could have happened.

 

Has "Chi-Chi" and a picture of a hamster tattooed above his dick.

 

wonders why he doesn't wake up with 'sticky sheets' like all his friends.

 

Was arrested for cross dressing at the Republican National Convention.

 

insists that leprechauns are real.

 

Cannot turn left without an act of congress

 

Farted at the Vatican.