Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Holds 19 US and International patents for tools designed to keep red headed step children kids from growing any taller.

 

He wandered around New York for 3 days and all he ever found was a bus station and an all night diner.

 

collects dimes made between 1974 and 1981.

 

was arrested,TWICE, for chipping golf balls off the observation deck at the Empire State Building.

 

Secretly in love with the "Where's the Beef" chick.

 

Suffers from Irritable Bowel Syndrome

 

has a fantasy of Rush Limbaugh in diapers.

 

ate over 100,000 marshmallow rabbits last April.

 

Lives in a hobbit hole.

 

Still wears diapers.

 

Likes the Walmart vest look. "With the proper shoes, they just scream Conservative Hippy" - trekker

 

Hopes to one day transform a bathtub into a swimming pool and invite the neighbors over with their pool toys.

 

Lurks suspiciously around old folks' homes wearing only socks and a long beige raincoat.

 

Likes to set bond fires and night and dance around them in only underewar

 

Started a thread titled "1000 things to do in your underewar", but we all knew what he was talking about.

 

is acually an evil alein planning on taking over the earth

 

Says he likes parakeets even though he doesn't.

 

Once when she was 12 she went to visit her older sister in Reno. The visit was going nicely and she still had a few weeks left before school started so they thought they'd roadtrip around the mid west a little and sightsee before it had to end. They saw the Hoover Dam, Grand Canyon, Yellowstone... all the wonders of the American midwest. They even met a real cowboy. They bought a few joints from him. The trip was a huge addition to the vacation and a great idea and after making the circuit around to Yosemite and Joshua Tree they went home and had enough time to see the latest Star Wars movie at the drive-in before she had to head home to Toronto. The End

 

You are terrible in making up stories.

 

You are Pressed Rat on an other account.