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runs around singing "my Ding-a-ling" at the top of his lungs at holy places and grocery stores

 

droped a beer, resulting in a six month stay in rehab for alcohol abuse......

 

Really wears a cape and spandex when pimping

 

Feeds imaginary popcorn to invisible pigeons in his living room.

 

^Hears "Wow, did you do that all by yourself?" a lot.

 

Sits in his room, in the dark, making out with his bonsai tree.

 

For 4 years in the late 90's/early 2000's, sent Bono a letter a day, each one with a picture of her and an anotamically correct inflateable sheep have tea and scones in front of various Hardware storefronts.

 

Collects things which somewhat resemble llamas.

 

Forges signatures on checks..lives out in the country.

 

hunts down semen donors and force feeds them donuts.

 

Borrows library books just to write cryptic notes in the margins about his involvement in the 7/7 bombings

 

is still trying to figure out how to fit 2 litres of water into the lil foil pack kool-aid comes in.....

 

has counted 300,000,878,700 burgers served at the MacDonalds he works at

 

Follows Ted Nugent across the USA attending all his shows. Calls himself a Tedhead. Is in the NRA (obviously).

 

Demands that he recieve only a piece of lettuce at Burger King, yet still have to pay full price. He MUST have it his way.

 

Goes to random public restrooms and solicits car washes.

 

Has written a series of complaint letters to his local grocer about the produce not being alphabetized.

 

Loves the grills they sell at ALDI's. Gets a new one every year. The warming rack comes in very handy. After all they're only a quarter.

 

is holding a leprachan hostage in his basement

 

Had the chance to talk with Icculus...but didn't know who he was.