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carves sweet potatoes for halloween

 

crummy's extreme obsession with fountains has gotten so bad that he was forced to leave McDonalds several times and is prevented from ever setting foot in Rome by two court orders, one papal bull and several large mafioso types. God help him if he ever tries to throw a penny into a wishing well.

 

spends all of his time travelling the country gluing particularly shiny quarters to the floor in toy stores and lingerie shops across the world

 

Has approached all major manufacturers with the idea of a DVD rewinder. Her big zinger to attempt to seal the deal, "could be used not only for DVD's but CD's as well!"

 

Won't swim in the ocean, because he understands people are really the chicken of the sea.

 

Is posting from one of those small islands with a single palm tree as seen in many cartoons, where he has constructed a 28 storey condominium building and anxiously awaits his first residents.

 

Her other hand is... in the cookie jar. Just guessing.

 

Recently had all his friends and family start calling him "cookie jar".

 

is the cause of the war on drugs......

 

Is saving all the tabs from his beer cans to make one of those cool chains.

(Cool pics Superpimp, those would get you 20 years in the "Land of the Free")

 

Sneaks into the miniature golf courses for the purposes of masturbating.

 

is sick of this thread

 

collects feminine hygeine products

 

rapes koalas

 

renames constellations after porn actors/actresses

 

renames sperm formations after porn stars

 

bathes in creamed corn

 

bathes in the blood of aborted fetuses to absorb their stem cells and remain young forever

 

Tried to dial "M" for murder, accidentally dialed "N" for nothing to see here, moved along

 

Practices taking urine tests just for fun.