Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

shoves candles up gills

 

Has actually never seen a picture of Massachusetts.

 

and my partner a fish

 

Once traded a winning lottery ticket for the power to control salamanders

 

u bet. u bought it.

 

Oversalted the potatoes, underpaid the babysitter, and prematurely buried his grandma.

 

Buzzes more than the doorbutton at a discount whorehouse.

 

Goes home and falls down the stairs repeatedly.

 

once placed an ad in the personals section advertizing "two for the price of one"

 

sunbathes till she's burnt crisper than the hot dogs at a firebug's picnic.

 

Is a talking wallaby who works at the post office.

 

Tried to tell me "Hey it's ok Dude" with my Dads sperm gurgling in the back of her throat.

 

uses toenail clippings for toothpicks

 

Eats ear wax

 

^Secretly plays with his sisters Barbie and Ken dolls, with the clothes on!

 

Dances naked around his house to the Footloose soundtrack

 

Has painstakingly perfected the microwave time necessary to use a burrito as a personal sleeve. (please share your findings )

 

Rides a moose to church.

 

^Family raves about her Sticky Bread- Secret ingredient, sperm.

 

the secret of his conception, his mother used that Sticky Bread for a dildo.