Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Was kicked out of a men's room for urinating on the manager of a department store.

 

has always regretted that one full hour back on 12 june 2001 when he/she was almost sober and has vowed never to repeat the feeling..

 

doesn't know what it's like to be sober

 

is a prostitute/car thieve to pay for a bad patron platinum habit.

 

is the inspiration for Dexter Morgan

 

Makes absurd accusations about people, then licks the fungus that grow's between his toes.

 

Has an all consuming crush on a sock puppet.

 

Has a ball of twine 23 feet in circumfrence

 

organized a twine rolling event and sent the results to Price Check via fedex just so he could accuse her of owning it

 

has a ball of twine up her ass

 

taps his foot between the bathroom stalls

 

pees on the seat.....



....... on the bus

 

organised a MacDonalds buffet for his Wedding Day.

 

Eats big macs while running on the tred mill

 

lost his virginity to a bearded man in a RonaldMacDonald outfit last halloween.

 

last halloween dressed as RonaldMacDonald and seduced an innocent

 

downloaded a lewd clown movie

 

starred as 'the swallowing gimp' in said movie.

 

sleeps wearing a ball gag

 

always licks bananas before eating them.