Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

ate my dog while house-sitting for me a fortnight ago.

 

Has the nerve to call an extremely furry rat a dog

 

wore ratskin underwear on his wedding night

 

Walks around humming the Aquavelva jingle ("There's something about an Aquavelva man").

 

Put nekkid photos of himself on his 2005 Christmas cards and claimed it was an accident and then pretended to be all embarrassed. Did it again in '06.

 

Denies the existence of Numbers 13-27 on the periodic table of the elements.

 

claims dinosaur bones were buried by the jews to test his faith

 

Evil I 13 once destroyed an entire planet with his Bear hands...it did take him one billion years though. Life has got to be good for you, half bear half robt.

 

EliWhitney is melting the polar icecaps with his steam engine of doom

 

has spent the day permanently embarassed at the office/school wishing he didn't eat that chilli dog for breakfast.

Now that's fucking funny man!!!

 

...invented the human brain.

 

plays ping pong with Margaret Tatcher on Tuesday nights.

 

Has taken to voyeurism with a old 35 mm film camera only he has confused the lens with the optical view finder therefore he has stacks upon stacks of photos completely filled with up close and personal shots of his eye ball.

 

is actually tupac and has never died

 

Wears tap shoes to bed.

 

always sleeps with a banana under the pillow to spank any monkeys that come up during the night.

 

hunts deer using a hand to hoove combat that he mastered in the CIA

 

every afternoon hits on old men in parks, especially to those who can barely walk and look as they're about to die.....

 

Is secretly plotting to run away and join the Brady Bunch.

 

Was kicked out of a major department store for public urination.