Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

dials the phone with a severed penis

 

trapped some poor random girl on the street to dance for him in his avatar by offering her modeling career....

 

once spent an entire weekend watching back-to-back DVD's of every single Eurovision Song contest trying to find a decent Serbian song.

 

Was once dared to eat an entire nebula, he did, and it only took him 3,460,875,001 bites.

 

Invented the Cotton Gin

 

remember the real world, indonesia? Piney was the midget that slept under the back stairs.

 

has actually fathered that midget

 

Wrote the original lyric to "roll me over in the clover".

 

got his name while hosting a fiesta for a beauty queen in his home town, in a fumbled effort to impress the babe he accidentally flung a burrito at her

 

Was arrested 'cuz she "shook it like a Polaroid picture".

 

Was fined for destroying Eagles albums, reported to have said "IT'S BLASPHEMY I SAY, THE BURRITO BROTHERS MUST LIVE FOREVER"

 

bought 100000 shares of enron AFTER the honchos went to prison

 

Named all nine of his children Dave. Four of them are girls. And his dog's name? Dave.

 

Delivers newspapers to the school for the blind

 

Puts glasses on people and then hits them.

 

donated 700 flip flops to charity, all of them for the left foot.

 

Was offered a free sample at the supermarket, took it, did not say thank you.

 

Fondled Rosario Dawson while dressed as a nun

 

And then in 2007. Serbia won eurovision

 

Has a mobile pot patch in a little red wagon