Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Is an exile, his passport was actually taken away after being found guilty of necrophilia.

 

sleeps with farm animals!!! trust me its true !!! the pictures are all over the web

www.iheartbarnlove.org

 

Breeds tape worms for himself because he likes the feel when they come out.

 

cries everytime he watches foot-loose.

 

cannot sleep if she is not wearing her teenage mutant ninja turtle pyjamas

 

Listens to Barry White on his iPod

 

slept with mother theresa

 

recently cut down all the trees within 100m of her house so she could have a nice lawn.

I probably would if I had one.

 

grinds up human babies for his parmesan.


-and how'de you know about my TMNT pj's??

 

smells like johnson's baby powder.

 

Loves George W. Bush!

 

likes the smell of baby powder

 

ran the full length of th Golden Gate bridge while naked and still didn't manage to turn any heads.

 

Ran naked and turned a lot of heads... the other way.

 

Still didn't succeed in convincing his psychiatrist that he's a flying burrito...Even though he jumped from the top of the mental institution by being wrapped in 2 giant tortillas.....

 

once performed a 1080 air in the X games

 

has twice been rushed to the emergency ward for getting his tongue caught in a mouse trap, and once for getting it caught in a roach motel.

 

has been trying to solve a rubik's cube since 1980 and only yesterday managed to get the first side all the same colour.

 

Has a pipe organ in his bedroom

 

Drives on top of her car