Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

her left leg has been completely tattoo'd in a digital camoflage design, but using all shades of pink.

 

is so rude to comment on my thrid degree burns up and down my leg.

 

borrowed a a lawn mower from her blind neighbor, then moved.

 

turned the lights out to find out why it's dark

 

practices mid-wifery for penguins

 

Does somersaults down the aisle in church

 

has the lyrics to "mary had a little lamb" tattoo'd across her shoulders

 

daily writes heartbreaking fan mails to his neighbor's dog and lusts for him whenever he barks in the yard.......
(btw, this is my 600th post)

 

drinks Nivea roll on deodarant in a last ditch attempt to disguise her unbelievably bad breath.

 

knows that even Nivea roll on deodarant CAN NOT disguise his formidably bad breath and that's why he makes fun of those people who are still trying.....

 

sits waiting by the computer waiting for somebody to post in this thread

 

has a camera in my bedroom and stalks (sp?) me for 3 months already...

 

^likes it^

 

scares the hell out of me (and especially since I started to get dead fish on my doorstep with the love letters attached, as the sign of his affection).....:-(

 

kills the beautiful tropical fish that I leave on her doorstep

 

^
Is a total gold member in NAMBLA

 

has had a commode installed in every room in his house out of pure laziness.

I have no idea what the hell NAMBLA is, but I have got a gold member.

 

Bites the heads off gummy worms and spits them at passers bye.

 

once tried to give up smoking by sucking on pickled pigs' testicles

 

Wears panties on the outside.

ewwww.......