Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

is Barney the dinosaur.

 

desires greatly to be probed by an alien not of this planet at least once before she marries

 

Knows what is is like to be probed by beings not of this planet and recommended it to me.

 

Has tripped former US President Gerald Ford on 19 different occasions.
All of them in Baby Gaps

 

Invites people over for dinner and is never home.

 

uses fat people as trampolines

 

Like you should know. Your generation is the fattest on record.


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Write all speeches for Pres. Bush.

 

slept with a midget while partyng at a disco.

 

does not eat during months that end in "y"

 

Has an elephants vagina with a dart board inside mounted on the wall.

 

doesnt believe in the existence of moths

 

has dreams in Japanese he doesn't understand

 

his nipples are on his knees

 

religiously picks his nose while watching 'Desperate Housewives'

 

has a pillow filled with rice crispies and fruity pebbles

 

Has a MATRESS filled with rice crispies and chronically wets the bed just to hear the snap crackle pop.

 

cries himself to sleep every night by listening to Britney Spears' Ooops I did it again

 

Reuses toilet paper as napkins.

 

that was an awesome imrovement on the previous post. i think you win the accusation thread.