Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

oh yeah! that's TONIGHT! shit. i gotta get my shit together.


has really awesome monsters under her bed.

 

sleeps in a den made out of two chairs and a sheet.

 

Runs an underground worm wrestling club.

 

Once did a gallon "Jizzbong" at a party.

 

wears rockabilly dresses every night...

 

teaches swing dancing to under privledged mods

 

wasn't aware that a peanut butter and hot lava sandwich would be a baaaaddd idea.

 

voted for bush

 

cries when he sees pink elephants

 

paints elephants pink

 

blows darts

 

filled with puss from zits of 90 y/o guys from a nursing home in Pittsburg

 

Paints a face on his ass, names it "Lily" and posts it on MySpace.com

 

pleasures himself to a 14 y/o redhead he discovered on myspace named "Lily"

 

plays his guitar in the park for blowjobs

 

Doesn't give the best blowjobs in America, but holds the World Title for volume of walrus-sperm swallowed in one sitting

 

Has a HUGE fascination w' sperm for some reason.

 

walks the line between good and evil.........wearing a tutu

 

enjoys wearing diapers and being cuddled by a man named Fred

 

is the cause of most major traffic jams in the continental united states and eastern australia