Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

jumps rope like a little girl

 

world doubledutch chumpion

 

wears a girdle

 

wears a tampon to keep diarreah in check.

 

works in a brothel...................as a cleaner

 

A mogul in the international child sex trade

 

^^knows this is true cos I sold his/her ass 12 years ago for the price of a bottle of mineral water.

 

jumps rope like a little girl

 

has run out of things to say.

 

currently lives in bagel factory as a hole measurer.

 

is so rum soaked that he figured he should drink pineapple juice so that his come would taste like pina coladas. he has not been able to find anyone to confirm this.

 

her burning genintals are do to an addiction to pepper spray as a lubricant.

 

actually, i blame boosh, that filthy whore.


stole a ring off a wealthy lady once. :stunned:

 

always pinches babies in elevators and supermarkets, whan babies are present.

 

chews off his toenails and uses them to clean his teeth.

 

has a coat made completely from recycled coffee stirrers.

 

combs his hairs with a swizzle stick.

 

eats pizza with both hands behind her back

 

i did win a licorice eating contest that way.

eats mayonaise sandwiches.

 

Has slumber parties with the monsters under my bed.