Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

wants to suck himself off so much he enrolled in advanced yoga classes

 

had to use spellcheck for the word 'yoga'

 

has the hots for president bush.

 

her favorite passtime is searching and killing...hm...insects from her hair......

 

has to shave her chest hair every day.

 

lets her chest hair grow and makes little pigtails out of it....
(PS KC, I don't like your new location...... I'm sorry.....)

 

is madly in love with redyelruc

 

(it's okay, it's a joke. sam's my flaming gay english witch friend. he's at a gay party with his partner)

LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE CHEST HAIR. very avante gaurde

 

Likes to use her bodily fluids as makeup

 

Has a wierd fetish for thai girls playing hopskotch.

 

eats pizza while pooping on the toilet and wipes with the crust...

 

Nostradomus groupie groupie

 

can only type left-handed because he suffers from Chronic Wankers Cramp.

 

^ is the final coming of Christ, but too much of a pansy to act like it

 

waddles like a duck

 

caught STDs from Gerald Ford as a child

twice!

 

Oh ok, I didn't know...I saw it says 'Sam's babe' and I figured it out....I'm glad I was wrong!...
Now, for Duck...
secretly drinks from the toilet because he likes the smell.....

 

has made love to each of the shoes in that 'We' pic in her gallery

 

brushes teeth with boyfriends dirty cock

 

eats a 16lb turkey for breakfast everyday.