Lucifer Sam's Lonely Hearts Club Thread

Teh Kryz... fill us in on these "breeder boys" you long for.

 

breed·er boy P Pronunciation Key(brdr boi)

n.

1. A member of the male species used only for a woman's enjoyment.
2. A member of the male species used only for sexual reproduction.


That's my defintion at least.

 

Good God, Burby, you have more patience than any man I ever seen. Let's give you a shiny medal.

 

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wahoo..

 

ahaha burby yer so sweet

 

thanks a lot you guys...

 

Boys who are either straight or bi. (able to breed, compatable with chicks)

The first time I heard it was from my straight male ex-dancer friend who went to this dance workshop and lived out a summer in a hallway with exactly one other straight guy and all the the gay guys called him a friggin breeder.

It sounds funny, so I use it.

 

how come all you girls never like us artsy, skater guys? im attractive but girls always either think im too soft or they think im gay. i need help, who can teach me to be a mac daddy?

 

First... please never refer to yourself as a "mac daddy"...

and the average "skater" is typically a boring flemsy-minded soul... it's just an activity...

meh, and frankly, if they think you're too soft or that you're "gay"... just be yourself and carry on with your life, because from the sound of it, you don't seem to truly be looking for a serious relationship...

and as once stated and will state again...The reason novelists nearly always fail in depicting women when they make them act, is that they let them do what they have observed some woman has done at some time or another. And that is where they make a mistake... for a woman will never do again what has been done before...


Now... what bothers me is how in the hell do I seem to be alone after knowing these things

Oh yeah, because I'd rather be myself and not be pressured into change for the likes of others... Then again, I may not find someone till I'm between 20 to 30 as people are screwing around with the whole bad boy/nice guy ideal and don't start looking for a mature and serious relationship until then, as they aren't ready to "settle down" and what not... and the typical person isn't mentally capable or competent to control themselves at a younger age.... yada yada, you get the point...

 

You betcha...

 

Thanks for the explanation. I will now proceed in using it in everyday conversation... exept i wont give the explanation. So everyone is confused as hell!

 

hey now sir george, my younger brother use to skateboard so dont say that..or I will give you noogies till your hair falls out

 

ahhahaha

haha...blackie...you have 6,666 posts

 

Because you haven't run into any girls who appreciate artsy guys, perhaps?

Maybe I misunderstand you, but. . .being that I am a woman, I know for a fact that wether or not a woman will do again what has been done before depends on the woman in question and/or wether or not what has been done before works.

 

People don't get me, and in affect I am a portion of the lonely hearts club

Fortunatly I already know why people don't get me, I have tweaked neuralogical archetecture, I'm running analog while everyone around me is either digital or drooling on themselves, I just need someone who is okay with not knowing what is going to happen next, let alone what is going on inside this brain-pan of mine

 

.... Boy George. George. Boy George. Culture Club. That has the word "cult" in it.

That's his new name. You have no idea what I'm saying, as this has nothing to do with the thread, and you probably don't know who Boy George is. But. Fuck. I have to pee.

 

if you mean geeeorge than ni know who you mean...and if you mean the bald gay guy with wigts than i know eho you mean...

katie, i love you...be me man bride?

 

Yes. I accept. I want a pimp suit. Let's marry in a castle of quick sentances. Oh yes. Quick. Sentances. Lots of. Periods. I am. Having a. Bad day.